ADVICE ON DATING IN A CRISIS See these guys up there? The turtle and snail? This is how fast you will take your relationship, Curtaintown. Dear Nicole, How does one navigate a new relationship they…

UNSOLICITED ADVICE, Re: AT-HOME EUTHANASIA Hello, Readers. As you  may or may not know, I am keeper to two very geriatric dogs. Beija, who is recovering from cancer, and Wishbone, the senile terrier. As of…

Good morning, readers!These questions are  from a month-long tour of the United States, where I answered anonymous advice them in a live setting, along-side the incredible Cassie J. Sneider. I returned home with a backpack…

QUICK QUESTIONS FROM THE ROAD All questions were submitted lively and anonymously during a book tour, and answered live, on-the-spot! Dear Nicole, How do you be abiding toward someone you don’t like to be around?…

VINTAGE ADVICE FROM Amos Mac, Tara Jepsen, and Kirk Read!!!! Dear  Nicole, How do I stop having a crush on someone? I legit wanna be friends with this girl because she’s awesome in a particular…

Dear Nicole, I’ve recently seen “Faces of Death”, and I have decided to become vegan. I am trying to take this VERY seriously. But I was just wondering, you started becoming vegan when you were…

Dear readers, please click on the comic above to read it at a reasonable resolution. Not to tiny, not too giant. xoxo n.g. Dear Nicole, I am a server at a chain steakhouse restaurant. I’m…

I was interviewed in Driftwood Magazine about my illustrious ventriloquism career, and how a love of 1960s reruns and 1980s talk shows formed my brain.

A comprehensive review of the Golden Girls, by Bea.

Ponyo’s vision fund totes are now available in my Etsy store!